Pot of Padoodle by Chivi AguroWe got bored again, so we wrote another story. This one is kinda short, enjoy!
Artwork by Mikaela Fenix.
Pot of Padoodle by The Boring Writers
There's a guy named Lenny who loves to read books. He loves his books so much that he would kill anyone touching his books. He would pluck out the eye of the one touching his "padoodles". Yes, he likes to call his books "padoodles".
One day, he found out that one of his padoodles is missing. He found a note. His padoodle was taken by Russian Leprechauns.
In the note, the Russian Leprechauns have written.
"It's so thoughtful of them" he whispered to his pants. But again he remembered his stolen padoodle. His anger grew to 5 in. and that is not something worth joking. This is some serious shit. No shit this is some serious shit. This shit right here. The biscuit is right. Lenny thought. The biscuit was limp and no longer crumbly. He took it with him.
"I'm gonna give these biscuits to those stupid Russian Leprechauns" he thought.
And he thought of that plan for a month. So he made a very complicated sketch of what he was gonna do.
The plan had gone perfectly. Now the war has begun. Him against 10,000 Russian Leprechauns. He was surrounded. There was only one thing left to do.
"Hera, give me strength!" he yelled.
Stars fell from the sky, landing on bunny rabbits. The bunnies gathered and transformed into Bibbles, the Liger of Aegis! But he was sterile and was no match for the leprechauns who were made through reproduction. The leprechauns cussed and whirled. They took the liger and stretched out its ears. For only the trench could strengthen the hybrids. Their horrible spelling was what Lenny needed. His padoodle on the hands of those dirty dirty Russian Leprechauns. What? Didn't they have gold? he noticed that he was saying french words like Bob and Shwa. But it was in vain that the Panty and Stocking angels arrived to aid the leprechauns. When Panty took off her holy panties and it morphed into a gun and then began to grab the Liger... "Panty! we're not here to satisfy your sex pangs." She removed her stockings and samurai stockings shredded the bunnies apart. Lenny could only stare in amazement.
How could the leprechauns be so strong?
"Hera, give Bibbles strength!" he shouted.
Then Bibbles fought like it was Manny Pacquiao singing, it hurted so much. Bibbles killed the angels and 9,999 Russian Leprechauns until the Liger could take no more. Unluckily, the last leprechaun had Lenny's padoodle. Hera loved Leny so she came down to aid him. But to their surprise, Zeus had an affair and loved the last leprechaun named Agustus.
"Zeus! What are you doing here?" said Hera.
"Hera!" Zeus shouted.
"Zeus!"
"Agustus!"
"Lenny?"
"Hera!"
"Bibbles!" The Liger interrupted.
"I'm a happy, very very happy book!" The padoodle talked for the first time. Zeus, who was the greatest god , was very surprised.
"Why isn't that padoodle covered in marmalade?!" shouted Zeus, outraged.
Hera turned to Agustus, "You dare defy the god's most sacred law?!" she screamed.
She let out a screech and hundreds, no, thousands of peacocks came spraying out of her armpits! And the rest, as we all know, was Greek mythology.
"END"
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